1. Sneak up on you while you're using the bathroom. Everything's quiet, then there they are, grinning at you and saying "poopie! teetee!"
2. Stick stickers all over the couch. Like dozens of them.
3. Color everything.
4. Dip everything in ketchup.
5. Want to watch the same thing over and over and over. In our case, it's the Tigger And Pooh Super Sleuth Christmas Movie.
6. Tear the covers off coloring books for no apparent reason.
7. Constantly try to push their luck by doing things you specifically tell them not to do in varying degrees, such as grabbing an ornament on the Christmas tree, then just touching it, then pointing at it, then starting over with a different ornament.
8. Chase the dogs.
9. Love beans, then refuse to eat beans. Love corn, then refuse to eat corn. Love chicken, then refuse to eat chicken. Love grilled cheese sandwiches, then refuse to eat grilled cheese sandwiches. Love waffles, and pretty much always love waffles.
10. Face the harsh reality of giving up the pacifier. We're on night number two, and it's (so far) going *far* smoother than night number one went. Fingers crossed we get through this thing in another day or two.
